Katalyn Hühnerfeld

What would the earth be without us? Intact flora and fauna in a permanent ecological
balance... boring as hell! No wonder God invented us.
But didn't we rather invent him? Never mind - we are his equals anyway - always on the
search for omnipotence.
And if the immortality thing doesn't work out, then please at least get a
entry in the Guinness Book of Records. For example, with the world's loudest burp.
world. (After all, 109.9 decibels - just below a chainsaw!)
If you can't achieve such superlatives, you should at least take up an unusual hobby.
hobby. How about mermaiding? Yes, there are people who turn into mermaids in their free time!
mermaids in their free time!
And anyway, the world is changing and the question of how to dispose of yogurt
packaging has broken many a sensitive soul.
Humans are basically masochists. Why else do we like more and more
more and more bureaucracy, more and more bad news and more and more fuss about politically
politically correct gendering.
But we could actually love each other! Animals think we're great. Flies love our
raccoons love the residual waste garbage can and what we call burial is called harvest thanksgiving by the worms!
harvest thanks!
In any case, we can learn a lot from the animals when it comes to pleasure. Or did you know that there are
there are transsexual guinea pigs? That albatrosses flirt for up to four years before they commit
while the common Norway rat does it up to 500 times in one day!
Katalyn Hühnerfeld tells of the animalistic and comical nature of man and his fellow animals in
word, song and with pantomime-enriched, highly scientific contributions!
If you have experienced this, you know: you have to like people!

Picture: Jeanne Degraa