Patrick Salmen

Cuckoo! Welcome to my live retreat "Yoga against the right". I know - strange title, but the possible alternatives were clearly too unwieldy: "Your shit disturbs my self-care", "Something about toxic mindfulness" or "The fabulous world of ambiguity tolerance". As usual, there is a solid mix of stand-up comedy and funny short stories. Basically two hours of super fun! Actually, I was going to play the viola and perform upscale world literature, but I don't want to show off.
Here's a random press release spit out by ChatGPT's soulless artificial intelligence: "Comedian and author Patrick Salmen dissects urban self-optimizers in the seemingly contradictory conflict of effective politicization and the silent longing for escapism. (That sounds clever) "Yoga gegen Rechts" combines short stories with dry humor, biting dialogue and razor-sharp observations. With satirical acumen and plenty of self-irony, Patrick Salmen exposes the pathological traits of city neurotics obsessed with mindfulness, because nobody knows as well as the Dortmund stage artist that the other person often only seems so weird because they are looking in a mirror. (This sentence clearly makes no sense!)
In his fifth collection of short stories, Patrick Salmen also treats the strange species called man with the necessary compassion. Which in no way prevents him from
from gleefully poking his finger into one or two neo-esoteric wounds." (Hear! Hear!) I couldn't have said it better myself. So hurry over and bring your
bring your inner cork mat. Afterwards there will be asanas, psychedelic breathing exercises and melodic deep house. Simply great!