Roberto Capitoni

60 is the new 40, because the best years come after the good ones and neither the dinosaurs nor the inhabitants of Pompeii could claim that.
Are the good years really sex, drugs and rock 'n' roll? Or rather outdoor swimming pools, ice cream and French fries?
When he was young, 60 was already old, so really old. Today we think: Tom Cruise, Campino, Jim Carrey and Roberto Capitoni are all over 60?
Is it because of their new titanium hips, Viagra or the good care of their wives?
Daily countless offers, all of which end up in the spam folder, from safe weight loss, to relief from prostatitis, to varicose vein products, don't help Roberto in this case either.
So what do you do now? Skin creams or Botox? But the number of invitations to milestone birthdays is also decreasing, just as the number of funerals is increasing.
What's more, he's about to get a discount on train fares, which is rather an advantage for a half-Swabian, and his daily glance at Apotheken Umschau or the provisional pension information keeps him oscillating between laughing fits and despair.
But Roberto wouldn't be Roberto if he didn't have a few simple tricks at his fingertips to make him look young again. Want an example?
Roberto's bucket list would never include a bungee jump, because he would be afraid to kick the bucket in free fall.
But why are there usually life-shortening activities on it anyway?
And if all that wasn't enough, there's also his uncle Luigi, who doesn't always help him out. At times he gets Roberto into some very absurd life situations, in which things might be over quicker than he would like.
Lively stand-up comedy in 4D: see, hear, feel, laugh!
And where Capitoni is on it, Roberto is also known to be in it.

Comedy prizes
Gelsenkirchen Cabaret Prize
Bremen Comedy Prize
Specialist - Audience Favorite - Hanover
Bottropper Frechdachs
Audience Award - "Stockstädter Römerhelm"

Press reviews
"A master of gestures and facial expressions." (Mittelbadische Presse)
"The audience had plenty of opportunity to laugh tears." (Badische Zeitung)
"Conclusion: Capitoni served up comedy at its finest." (Die Rheinpfalz)
"The audience was rolling with laughter." (Westdeutsche Allgemeine Zeitung)
"A bundle of energy with an inexhaustible reservoir of situation comedy." (Acher- und Bühler Bote ABB)
"Exaggerated and extremely funny" (Frankfurter Neue Presse)
"Staccato from one laugh to the next" (Badische Zeitung)

Picture: Paulina Capitoni