Upfunkcoolo

This could be a self-congratulatory text that pretends it was not written by us, but by some kind of higher authority. Which, of course, reports neutrally and objectively in absolute superlatives.

Actually a bit like Monsieur Trump, but he didn't want to or couldn't, we don't know exactly! Probably - once again - nobody asked him? It would probably say something about school band blah blah, support act for Sister Sledge, Johnny Guitar Watson, Mothers Finest and Curtis Mayfield, maybe they'd even deign to mention that the Fantas were once a support act! But who cares? The whole thing was a while ago. Trump in particular would say "the greatest you have ever seen, UPFUNKCOOLO is the new definition of partying, uiii, uiii" and "absolutely mindblowing, the crème de la crème of so much greater entertainment".

Perhaps there might even be some truth in this. Nonetheless, one woman and ten men will be happy if you, dear reader, simply make up your own mind and decide for yourself whether we are the right thing for your ears and legs!

We make your life a party!- Your Upfunkcoolos

The concert is unseated, therefore the kitchen is closed on this evening!